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PostSubject: Compiled Text Jokes..   Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:54 pm

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hindi sakin na cellphone to.. nakita ku lang din sa sites.. ahehe.. :ohyeah:


boy: chocolate kba?
girl: iiihhh,banat ba yan?ü
boy: hnd! negra ka kc.hahaha,,

JUAN: aray! bkt mko sinuntok?
PEDRO: tnwg mkong hippopotamus eh!
JUAN: last yir pa un ah!
PEDRO:ngaun ko lng nalaman itsura nun eh!

Customer: Waiter!! bakit ang tagal ng order ko?? ilan ang cook nyo dito??
Waiter: Ay, sir, wala pu kame cuk dito..Pipse lang..Pipse!!!

togoinkz! nyahahah! maiz!

:bato2: bato

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:33 pm

akalain mong nag jojoke pla c mikko.. ahehehe :shy:

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:53 pm

O_O
Ndi po ba xa maxado nagjojoke..?
Astig...
Ang kuhlet nga ng mga jokes nia ee..
XD
:tnt:

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:16 pm

para kcng seryoso ung dating nya sa pwap.. haha

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:31 pm

pwap?
:anu daw:
Anung site po 'yun?

Hehe..
Sabagay.. Nung..
Unang dating ko d2..
Akala ko dn seryoso si Kuya Komiks..
Hehehehe..
:hehehe:

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:32 pm

wap site po xa.. dun po galing ung mga iba d2.. :shy:

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:33 pm

Mmm..
Anu po 'yung wap?
Xenxa na poa daming tanung..
Heehee Ndi ko po kasi alam un ee..
Narefer lng ako d2..
XD
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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:05 pm

internet ata sa cp uhn.,

as far as i am concerned

uhn ang alam qh

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:07 pm

Ay ganun..
Kaya pala familiar..
Wow..
Adik.. XD

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:24 pm

well datz wat i know.,

kse dte.,

nkta qh sa samsung cp qh dte.,


na may wap world

kaya auhn hehe

tska tinanong qh dn ata yan d2 sa AGP.,
kng anu uhn wap.,

hehe

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:25 pm

Lawl..
Sbgay.. Nung nokia pa CP ko..
Haha!
Nag Wap wap dn ata ako..
Weird.. tgal na kxe ndi nagccp..
xD

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:30 pm

hehe radio lhn at txt silbi ng cp qh ngaun eh

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:32 pm

Ako nga txt tska Music eh.
XD
Kaya ok lng 'yan..
Anu pa bang mga jokes..

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:27 pm

joke? what joke? seryoso yun nangyari na talaga sa mc do yan nandun pa nga ako [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:28 pm

^
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:wah:

Hindi nga po!?
:...:

Grabe.. Hahaha!!
Bka nmn isa sa mga joke niu yan ah..
>_>..

Pero astig kung 22o nga..
XD

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:45 pm

tama po/./.. wap = internet sa cp.. :shy:

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:11 pm

hehe,.


BOY: Sususngkitin ko ang mga bituin para sa'yo...

GIRL: Yan ngang nasa ilong mo, hindi mo masungkit (alam nyo na un), bituin pa?!

BOY: Sorry na...di ko naman alam na ito pala ang gusto mo!


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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:26 pm

LATA NI LOLA

LOLA: Palimos po.

GIRL: uhm.. lola bkit po dalawa lata nyo.?


LOLA: Ineng, umaasenso din nman tayo....
awa naman at e2 nakapagbukas ng isa pang branch...

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:29 pm

gurl: ano height mo?
boy: ha? 5' 10" po ako
gurl: ah tlaga? eh paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:30 pm

boy: pwede bang scientist nalang ako?
gurl: at bakit naman?
boy: para ikaw nalang ang lab ko.

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:32 pm

a boy was about 2 leave,
but before he did, he gave his girl
a dozen of roses.
11 were real + 1 was artificial
he told the girl, dont cry
i will love u untl the last 1 dies...

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:33 pm

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gurl: ano height mo?
boy: ha? 5' 10" po ako
gurl: ah tlaga? eh paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:34 pm

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a boy was about 2 leave,
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a dozen of roses.
11 were real + 1 was artificial
he told the girl, dont cry
i will love u untl the last 1 dies...

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:43 pm

"I can live without you,
I just don't want to."


Geometry ba favorite subject mo?
kahit anong angle kasi ang cute mo.


I once dreamed that I was in the middle of the ocean, crying. My tears fell in the ocean.
I said to myself that i will only stop loving you, once i find my tear.

Boy: Hi! what time is it?
Gurl: huh? well it's 11am
Boy: So today is May 5, 2008 @11 am. thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.

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PostSubject: wew., e2 n nga uhn buong listahan   Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:44 pm

e2 n p0h uhn bu0ng listahan ng banat.,

gud and bad side.,

uhn iba ata nabanggit n a hehehe., pr0., e2 pra lhn isang bagsakan na

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

3. Uy picture tayo!!
*** para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..

5. Can i take your picture??
*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!

6. Exam ka ba??
*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** lab kasi kita..

8. Centrum ka ba??
*** kasi you make my life complete!!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** kasi type kita..

12. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear..
*** coz i can't last a day without you!!

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** single kasi ako eh..

15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** coz you're driving me crazy eh..

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..

17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa
bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..
*** coz all i ever think of is you..

18. I'm a bee..
*** can you be my honey??

19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

20. Am i a bad shooter??
*** coz i keep on missing you..

21. May lahi ka bang aswang??
*** ang pangit mo kasi eh..

22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** because you give meaning to my life..

25. Bangin ka ba??
*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..

26. Pustiso ka ba??
*** kasi, can't smile without you..

27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
*** maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

28. Me butas ba puso mo??
*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!!

29. Anung height mo??
*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

30. Hey, did you fart??
*** coz you blew me away!!

31. Sana 'T' na lang ako..
*** para i'm always right next to 'U'

32. Are you Jamaican??
*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

33. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop・€ヲBAGAY tayo・€ヲBAGAY tlga tayo・€ヲ

34. Ako ay isang exam・€ヲkaya sagutin mo na ako...

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:04 pm


GF na selosa: napakadami mong babae! Sabihin mo nga sa aken, sino ba talaga ang laman ng puso mo?
BF: Malay ko, kaw laging may dala eh...

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