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komiks0916 Admin


Posts : 2367 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 30
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:58 am | |
| 11 ) TITLE : ANG ANAK AT TATAY || may alagang carabao ang tatay...intusan nya ang anak nya... ang sabi nila... tatay : anak painumin mo yung carabao natin... anak : opo tay... magkalipas ang dalawang minuto... anak : tay ayaw naman uminom ng carabao natin... tatay : bkit?! saan mo b kasi pinainom yung carabao?? anak : sa baso... tatay : bugok ka pala eh...lagyan mo ng straw... *** |
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komiks0916 Admin


Posts : 2367 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 30
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:59 am | |
| 12 ) TITLE : FUTURE FAMILY || I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister in law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father in law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test...we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is : Always keep your condoms in your car. *** |
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komiks0916 Admin


Posts : 2367 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 30
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:00 am | |
| 13 ) TITLE : BIYENAN || Mr. DJ : Puwede na po kayong manawagan sa inyong nawawalang biyenan sir! Mr : Tenk yu, Mr DJ Mr : Ako po'y nananawagan at handang magbigay ng malaking pabuya... kung sino man ang nakakita o kumukupkop sa aking biyenan... Mr DJ : Ka-suerteng biyenan, mahal na mahal ng manugang! Mr : ... kung maaari lang, ilayo niyo na po ito, at iligaw ng tuluyan! Mr DJ : Lang Ya! ?! ***
14 ) TITLE : PLDT OPERATOR || Isang Araw Habang Nag Papayabangan ang Tatlong Magkakaibigan Tasyo : Pare alam nyo yung Pinsan ko sa sobrang ganda ng Boses Kinuha Siya sa ABS-CBN para gawing News Broadcaster. Inggo : Wala yan sa Pinsan ko mga Amigo ko, Yung Pinsan ko sa Sobrang Ganda ng Boses ini Laban kay Regine Velasquez sa Singing Contest. Teban : Aba ang Ganda naman pala ng boses ng mga pinsan nyo mga Igan ko! Pero wala parin yan dun sa pinsan ko mga Pare ko. Yung Pinsan ko NGO-NGO pero kinuha ng PLDT para gawing Telephone Operator! Tasyo : Paano naman nangyari yon? Inggo : Oo nga naman pare! Teban : Oo mga pare ko, Siya yung sumasagot pag Busy yung Telepono. NGO... NGO... NGO... *** |
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komiks0916 Admin


Posts : 2367 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 30
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:00 am | |
| 15 ) TITLE : MAYAMAN AT PULUBE || Q : sino ang pinakamahirap dito sa mundo ??? A : e dih, ung bulag 'kase wala kita' Q : sino ang mayaman dito sa mundo ??? A : e dih ung duling 'kase duble kita' Q : sino naman ang pinakamayaman dito sa mundo ??? A : e dih ung bold star dancer 'kase lahat kita',,,ajeje ***
16 ) TITLE : KANTO TINIO ST. || bakit natatakot bumaba ang mga babae sa jeep sa kanto ng TINIO ST. sa San Pablo? ANS : Kasi ang sigaw ng driver "O yung bababa, KANTO TINIO NA! ***
17 ) TITLE : MATH || Mom : baby, your good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question. Baby : sure mom Mom : if your daddy gives you 3apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer? Baby : thank you po!!! *** |
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komiks0916 Admin


Posts : 2367 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 30
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:01 am | |
| 18 ) TITLE : ANG TAMBAY AT ANG SCIENTIST || Isang scientist at isang tambay ang nag-uusap. TAMBAY : Bay, use the word "surface" in a sentence. SCIENTIST : Ha? Biglang napakamot ang scientist at halatang nahihirapan masagot ang tanong ng tambay. Para hindi mapahiya, sumagot siya pagkatapos maalala ang natutuhan niya sa geometry. SCIENTIST : According to mathematics especially in topography, a surface two-dimensional manifold. TAMBAY : Grabe, ang lalim naman ng sagot mo, eh use "surface" in a sentence lang naman. SCIENTIST : O, sige nga. Ikaw nga sumagot ng tanong mo. TAMBAY : Simple lang. HOW CAN YOU FACE YOUR PROBLEM IF YOUR PROBLEM IS SURFACE. O, di ba. English pa yun! SCIENTIST : Ngee! *** 19 ) TITLE : KARE-KARE AT BABAE || TANONG : Ano ang kaibahan ng kare-kare at babae? SAGOT : Ang kare-kare pag kinain, may giniling na mani.. Ang babae gumigiling pag kinakain ang mani.. *** 20 ) TITLE : HIGHTECH || Nagkasama sina Bush, Blair at GMA sa isang eroplano, nagyayabangan ng mga bagong gadgets si Bush at Blair. Bush : This is my latest gadget mini palm top connected thru satellite, anywhere I'll be, I can access to White House on my database anytime. Blair : ( kinuha ang isang pen like sa pocket ) This is mine, you think it's a pen but this a wireless phone, connected thru satellite and it has an monitoring device. ( Biglang may umutot ) GMA : Opppss sorry!!! Ringing now, I'm just sending fax message to Malacañang. Nyahah a lusot ang pandakekok! |
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heiress18alone Elite Moderator


Posts : 2182 Join date : 2009-08-30 Age : 24
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:48 pm | |
| @kuya k0miks
wahehe., ka2tuwa nmn mga j0wkz kuya k0miks
san m0 nkuha uhn mga yan.,
ntwa aqh eh hehe
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Messier Moderator


Posts : 393 Join date : 2009-08-26 Age : 27
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:07 pm | |
| hehe nabasa ko ata yan sa pwap, tnt... hahahahahahaha.. :katon: _________________ [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] The world at peace? I'd rather see the world in pieces.. uhnn |
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heiress18alone Elite Moderator


Posts : 2182 Join date : 2009-08-30 Age : 24
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:10 pm | |
| @kuya mez
hehe cge nga., bgay ka ng mga gnyan hehe
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komiks0916 Admin


Posts : 2367 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 30
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:58 pm | |
| hehehe.. dun ku nga kinukuha iba na ganyan.. tnt..  share din kau para masaya.. |
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heiress18alone Elite Moderator


Posts : 2182 Join date : 2009-08-30 Age : 24
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:57 am | |
| hai hai.,
i'll try posting uhn mga nsa cp qh.,
hehe
n22wa dn kse aqh dun sa mga cnend sa akn eh
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komiks0916 Admin


Posts : 2367 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 30
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:18 pm | |
| Cge cge.. Padamihan ng jokes.. Hehehe.. Pagandahan dn ng jokes..  |
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heiress18alone Elite Moderator


Posts : 2182 Join date : 2009-08-30 Age : 24
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:44 pm | |
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Messier Moderator


Posts : 393 Join date : 2009-08-26 Age : 27
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:11 pm | |
| wala akong jokes eh, uhhnn..
e2 nalang
anong hayop ang nagtatanong??
eh
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ano
pa
nga
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kunhindi
baka???? tnt
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heiress18alone Elite Moderator


Posts : 2182 Join date : 2009-08-30 Age : 24
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LaviWalker AGP Messenger


Posts : 1608 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 24
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:24 pm | |
| Ahahaha may contest na pala d2? in anycase nakaktwa ung Surface jowk. XD
Actually, nakita ko na 'yan in different form nga lang. Quotation lng.. haha tlgang ntwa ako nun.
"How can you face a problem, when the problem is your face!?"
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heiress18alone Elite Moderator


Posts : 2182 Join date : 2009-08-30 Age : 24
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:32 am | |
| haha! ang sagot qh jan
pumikit k nlhn!
at least u juz face ur problem
th0ugh ur eyes are closed
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komiks0916 Admin


Posts : 2367 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 30
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:13 pm | |
| buti na lang di ku problema yan..  nyahaha.. |
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yume_tenshi Elite Moderator


Posts : 1477 Join date : 2009-09-07 Age : 28
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:15 pm | |
| ahahhahha... ganun ba yun? mgcover lang ng Eyes.. ahhahha _________________ [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] "The most painful thing is to be hated by someone you truly love." - Honda Tohru[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] |
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heiress18alone Elite Moderator


Posts : 2182 Join date : 2009-08-30 Age : 24
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:38 am | |
| hai.,! hehe., cover nlhn ng eyes.,
pra hnd mo maicp uhn nki2ta u.,
at least kng wla ka maki2ta.,
wla ka maiicp
xD
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komiks0916 Admin


Posts : 2367 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 30
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:04 pm | |
| Hehe.. Matindi jan kung gnun na nga, tas pti ugali ganun din.. Ahehehe..  |
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heiress18alone Elite Moderator


Posts : 2182 Join date : 2009-08-30 Age : 24
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:51 pm | |
| hehe., ang kulit ng tawa ni kuya k0miks., ka2aliw., hehe j0wk!
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komiks0916 Admin


Posts : 2367 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 30
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:00 pm | |
| Ay.. Ahihi..  uhm.. Ala pa tau bagong joke? Hehehe.. |
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heiress18alone Elite Moderator


Posts : 2182 Join date : 2009-08-30 Age : 24
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:13 pm | |
| hehe.,! uu nga eh,.
hmm., geh2 try qh magsearch ehehe
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crazzycat Academy Student D


Posts : 5 Join date : 2009-12-01 Age : 31
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:12 am | |
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jeur Elite Moderator


Posts : 560 Join date : 2009-11-24 Age : 30
 | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:55 pm | |
| hahahaha ang sakit ng tiyan ko dun sa hippopotamus^^ ahehehe late reaction na ba ako?!  |
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