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PostSubject: Compiled Text Jokes..   Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:54 pm

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hindi sakin na cellphone to.. nakita ku lang din sa sites.. ahehe.. :ohyeah:


boy: chocolate kba?
girl: iiihhh,banat ba yan?ü
boy: hnd! negra ka kc.hahaha,,

JUAN: aray! bkt mko sinuntok?
PEDRO: tnwg mkong hippopotamus eh!
JUAN: last yir pa un ah!
PEDRO:ngaun ko lng nalaman itsura nun eh!

Customer: Waiter!! bakit ang tagal ng order ko?? ilan ang cook nyo dito??
Waiter: Ay, sir, wala pu kame cuk dito..Pipse lang..Pipse!!!

togoinkz! nyahahah! maiz!

:bato2: bato

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:58 am

11 ) TITLE : ANG ANAK AT TATAY || may alagang carabao ang tatay...intusan nya ang anak nya...
ang sabi nila...
tatay : anak painumin mo yung carabao natin...
anak : opo tay...
magkalipas ang dalawang minuto...
anak : tay ayaw naman uminom ng carabao natin...
tatay : bkit?! saan mo b kasi pinainom yung carabao??
anak : sa baso...
tatay : bugok ka pala eh...lagyan mo ng straw...
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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:59 am

12 ) TITLE : FUTURE FAMILY || I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and
I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me... it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister in law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
always got more than a pleasant view of her private
parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when
she was near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off
her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father in law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test...we couldn't ask for better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is : Always keep your condoms in your car.
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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:00 am

13 ) TITLE : BIYENAN ||
Mr. DJ : Puwede na po kayong manawagan sa inyong nawawalang biyenan sir!
Mr : Tenk yu, Mr DJ
Mr : Ako po'y nananawagan at handang magbigay ng malaking pabuya...
kung sino man ang nakakita o kumukupkop sa aking biyenan...
Mr DJ : Ka-suerteng biyenan, mahal na mahal ng manugang!
Mr : ... kung maaari lang, ilayo niyo na po ito, at iligaw ng tuluyan!
Mr DJ : Lang Ya! ?!
***

14 ) TITLE : PLDT OPERATOR || Isang Araw Habang Nag Papayabangan ang Tatlong Magkakaibigan
Tasyo : Pare alam nyo yung Pinsan ko sa sobrang ganda ng Boses Kinuha Siya sa ABS-CBN para gawing News Broadcaster.
Inggo : Wala yan sa Pinsan ko mga Amigo ko, Yung Pinsan ko sa Sobrang Ganda ng Boses ini Laban kay Regine Velasquez sa Singing Contest.
Teban : Aba ang Ganda naman pala ng boses ng mga pinsan nyo mga Igan ko! Pero wala parin yan dun sa pinsan ko mga Pare ko. Yung Pinsan ko NGO-NGO pero kinuha ng PLDT para gawing Telephone Operator!
Tasyo : Paano naman nangyari yon?
Inggo : Oo nga naman pare!
Teban : Oo mga pare ko, Siya yung sumasagot pag Busy yung Telepono. NGO... NGO... NGO...
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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:00 am

15 ) TITLE : MAYAMAN AT PULUBE ||
Q : sino ang pinakamahirap dito sa mundo ???
A : e dih, ung bulag 'kase wala kita'
Q : sino ang mayaman dito sa mundo ???
A : e dih ung duling 'kase duble kita'
Q : sino naman ang pinakamayaman dito sa mundo ???
A : e dih ung bold star dancer 'kase lahat kita',,,ajeje
***

16 ) TITLE : KANTO TINIO ST. ||
bakit natatakot bumaba ang mga babae sa jeep sa kanto ng TINIO ST. sa San Pablo?
ANS : Kasi ang sigaw ng driver "O yung bababa, KANTO TINIO NA!
***

17 ) TITLE : MATH || Mom : baby, your good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Baby : sure mom
Mom : if your daddy gives you 3apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Baby : thank you po!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:01 am

18 ) TITLE : ANG TAMBAY AT ANG SCIENTIST || Isang scientist at isang tambay ang nag-uusap.
TAMBAY : Bay, use the word "surface" in a sentence.
SCIENTIST : Ha?
Biglang napakamot ang scientist at halatang nahihirapan masagot ang tanong ng tambay. Para hindi mapahiya, sumagot siya pagkatapos maalala ang natutuhan niya sa geometry.
SCIENTIST : According to mathematics especially in topography, a surface two-dimensional manifold.
TAMBAY : Grabe, ang lalim naman ng sagot mo, eh use "surface" in a sentence lang naman.
SCIENTIST : O, sige nga. Ikaw nga sumagot ng tanong mo.
TAMBAY : Simple lang. HOW CAN YOU FACE YOUR PROBLEM IF YOUR PROBLEM IS SURFACE. O, di ba. English pa yun! SCIENTIST : Ngee!
***
19 ) TITLE : KARE-KARE AT BABAE ||
TANONG : Ano ang kaibahan ng kare-kare at babae?
SAGOT : Ang kare-kare pag kinain, may giniling na mani.. Ang babae gumigiling pag kinakain ang mani..
***
20 ) TITLE : HIGHTECH || Nagkasama sina Bush, Blair at GMA sa isang eroplano, nagyayabangan ng mga bagong gadgets si Bush at Blair.
Bush : This is my latest gadget mini palm top connected thru satellite, anywhere I'll be, I can access to White House on my database anytime.
Blair : ( kinuha ang isang pen like sa pocket ) This is mine, you think it's a pen but this a wireless phone, connected thru satellite and it has an monitoring device. ( Biglang may umutot )
GMA : Opppss sorry!!! Ringing now, I'm just sending fax message to Malacañang. Nyahah a lusot ang pandakekok!

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:48 pm

@kuya k0miks

wahehe., ka2tuwa nmn mga j0wkz kuya k0miks

san m0 nkuha uhn mga yan.,

ntwa aqh eh hehe

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:07 pm

hehe nabasa ko ata yan sa pwap, tnt... hahahahahahaha.. :katon:

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:10 pm

@kuya mez

hehe cge nga., bgay ka ng mga gnyan hehe

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:58 pm

hehehe.. dun ku nga kinukuha iba na ganyan.. tnt.. :tnt: share din kau para masaya..

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:57 am

hai hai.,

i'll try posting uhn mga nsa cp qh.,

hehe

n22wa dn kse aqh dun sa mga cnend sa akn eh

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:18 pm

Cge cge.. Padamihan ng jokes.. Hehehe.. Pagandahan dn ng jokes.. :ohyeah:

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:44 pm

kyaa!

dme m0 alam eh.,


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but i shall

and i will

search!

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:11 pm

wala akong jokes eh, uhhnn..

e2 nalang

anong hayop ang nagtatanong??



eh






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ano

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nga




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kunhindi









baka???? tnt


uhnnn.. dami tawa

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:47 pm

:pawis:

ahhh hehe.,

d qh nagets kuya

xnxa n,. mej0 slow aqh ngaun

:sayang:

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:24 pm

Ahahaha may contest na pala d2?
in anycase nakaktwa ung Surface jowk. XD

Actually, nakita ko na 'yan in different form nga lang.
Quotation lng.. haha tlgang ntwa ako nun.

"How can you face a problem, when the problem is your face!?"

:tnt:
Xenxa na babaw ko a..
Gnun tlag ee.. XD

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:32 am

haha! ang sagot qh jan

pumikit k nlhn!

at least u juz face ur problem

th0ugh ur eyes are closed

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:13 pm

buti na lang di ku problema yan.. :yabang: nyahaha..

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:15 pm

ahahhahha... ganun ba yun? mgcover lang ng Eyes.. ahhahha

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:38 am

hai.,! hehe., cover nlhn ng eyes.,

pra hnd mo maicp uhn nki2ta u.,

at least kng wla ka maki2ta.,

wla ka maiicp

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:04 pm

Hehe.. Matindi jan kung gnun na nga, tas pti ugali ganun din.. Ahehehe.. :tnt:

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:51 pm

hehe., ang kulit ng tawa ni kuya k0miks., ka2aliw., hehe j0wk!

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:00 pm

Ay.. Ahihi.. :pawis:

uhm.. Ala pa tau bagong joke? Hehehe..

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:13 pm

hehe.,! uu nga eh,.

hmm., geh2 try qh magsearch ehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:12 am

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PostSubject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes..   Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:55 pm

hahahaha ang sakit ng tiyan ko dun sa hippopotamus^^ ahehehe late reaction na ba ako?!:anu daw:
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