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komiks0916
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 |  Subject: Compiled Text Jokes..  Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:54 pm | |
| hindi sakin na cellphone to.. nakita ku lang din sa sites.. ahehe..  boy: chocolate kba? girl: iiihhh,banat ba yan?ü boy: hnd! negra ka kc.hahaha,, JUAN: aray! bkt mko sinuntok? PEDRO: tnwg mkong hippopotamus eh! JUAN: last yir pa un ah! PEDRO:ngaun ko lng nalaman itsura nun eh! Customer: Waiter!! bakit ang tagal ng order ko?? ilan ang cook nyo dito?? Waiter: Ay, sir, wala pu kame cuk dito..Pipse lang..Pipse!!! togoinkz! nyahahah! maiz! :bato2: 
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komiks0916
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:54 pm | |
| Dear Te!!! Dear Te!!! Dear Te!!!  "Sigaw ni annabelle rama kay lorin at Veniz habang naglalaro ng tubig sa kanal" | |
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komiks0916
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:56 pm | |
| Titser: Class, may name is Ms Pruke!!! with R!!! ang makakalimot pipingutin ko!!!  Kinabukasan ... Titser: Pedro, what's my name???  Pedro: Alam ko yun... with R yun.. Mam!! Ms. PREKPREK!!!  | |
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komiks0916
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:57 pm | |
| Lolo: apo buhatin mo ako Apo: san ko po kayo dadalhin lolo?? sa CR po??? Lolo: hindi.. ipatong mo ako sa lola mo... (malakas pa si lolo) | |
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komiks0916
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:00 pm | |
| In a Mis Gay Pageant Host: How can we uplift our economy today eventhough we are under economic crisis??  Gay:  Mga bakla!!! akala ko ba miss gay ito!!! quizbee pala!!! | |
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komiks0916
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:02 pm | |
| Pedro: ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo, tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute. Leo: oh totoo? Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan? Pedro: dun sa burol niya!  | |
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komiks0916
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:04 pm | |
| NURSE: nasa isip mo ba pamilya mo?  BALIW: siyempre man! OO! [Nurse natuwa..] NURSE: asan ba pamilya mo?  BALIW: nasa isip ko. Tanga ba you?  | |
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komiks0916
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:06 pm | |
| Pulis: Sino nakasaksi sa aksidente? Tambay: ako sir! Kulay itim na van ang nakabangga. Pulis: nakuha mo ba yung plate number? Tambay: hindi sir, nkaturnilyo kasi.  | |
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komiks0916
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:07 pm | |
| PEDRO: Miss, pabili nga ng bolpen. MISS: Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen. Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan. PEDRO: My God! Penshoppe walang bolpen! Haller!  | |
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komiks0916
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:08 pm | |
| bakit hindi tinatagalog ang NO ID NO ENTRY sa gate lalo n s paaraalan? kc pg tinagalog yun, ang kalalabasan, " WALANG ID WALANG PASOK!" Yahoo! uwian na! hehehe!  | |
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komiks0916
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:12 pm | |
| Able. Unable. Disable. Humble. Edible. Preamble. Permeable. Perdible. Ulet.. perdible!!! Naks naman!!! Slang ka!!! Tagalog yan ng safety pin!!!  | |
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komiks0916
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:13 pm | |
| Pulis1: pre, alam mo naba ang usap-usapan? Pulis2 : bakit pre anong balita? Pulis1: may bading daw sa campo ntin? Pulis2: sino daw pre? Pulis1: kiss muna!  | |
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heiress18alone
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:06 pm | |
| hehe.,
astig ah.,
natwa tlg aqh.,
although uhn iba auz lhn.,
pr0 bsta.,
nta2wa aqh haha.,
lalo n dun sa NO ID NO ENTRY tsaka uhn nakaturnilyo uhn plate number
haha.,
adik eh.,
whooo grbe.,
bsta astig jkuya k0miks., hehe
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komiks0916
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:11 pm | |
| Madame pa yan eh.. Nalobat lng cp ku.. D na nakopya lahat dun sa site.. Ahehe..  | |
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Dugz
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:28 pm | |
| sa MCDO :
boy : may wi-fi ba dito ?
Crew : ai sir wala po eh, apple-fi lang tska pineapple-fi..
hahahaha.... | |
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LaviWalker
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Dugz
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:43 am | |
| TANG INA MO! T-uwing ikaw A-y N-alulungkot G-anito gawin mo I-text mo N-a lang A-ko M-ahal kita kasi frend kita, O-key ba yun? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] TANG INA MO ulet! wahahaha... | |
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Mitch
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:35 pm | |
| Isang araw may batang bumili sa tindahan: Bata: Pagbilhan po! Tindera: Ano yun? B: Pabili nga po ng Ubas... T: Wala kaming tindang ubas. Kinabukasan... B: Pabili po ng ubas... T: Wala nga kaming ubas, ang kulit mo!! Nung sumunod na araw... B: Pabili po ng ubas... T: Sinabi ng wala kaming tindang ubas eh!!! Bwisit kang bata ka sa susunod na bumili ka pa ng Ubas dito iisstaplerin ko ng yang bibig mo! Hala sige layas! Kinabukasan... ulit... B: Pagbilhan po... T: ANO?!? B: pabili po ng stapler... T: wala kaming tindang stapler. B: Pagbilhan na lang po ng Ubas.. :p [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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LaviWalker
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:42 pm | |
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heiress18alone
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:52 pm | |
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waaa!!! hahahaha!!!
grbe nata2wa aqh sa mga jokes niu hehe.,
astig ah apple-fi
tpos uhn btang nbili ng ubas., whaha., adik amf!
@ lavi
tsk3., alm qh na kng bkt k rich., nanghi2ngi k lge ng 1 cent kay God noh.,
hahaha! tsk3.,
makahingi nga rn., bka sakali bgyan dn aqh
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LaviWalker
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:43 pm | |
| Nah.
I couldn't wait a second.
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heiress18alone
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:45 pm | |
| d n aqh mkapg icp ng txt jowks., nba2d3p n aqh dz days
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yume_tenshi
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:04 am | |
| nyay??
ang ganda ng joke ni Lavi-chan!!
waa.. inspirational nga..
hehe.. tama si God ^___^
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yume_tenshi
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:07 am | |
| nyahahhahaa..
galing ng mga jokes..
weeeee.....
now ko lang nabasa lahat
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heiress18alone
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| | Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:02 pm | |
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