Compiled Text Jokes..

Admin Posts : 2367 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 37

First topic message reminder :

hindi sakin na cellphone to.. nakita ku lang din sa sites.. ahehe.. :ohyeah:

boy: chocolate kba?
girl: iiihhh,banat ba yan?ü
boy: hnd! negra ka kc.hahaha,,

JUAN: aray! bkt mko sinuntok?
PEDRO: tnwg mkong hippopotamus eh!
JUAN: last yir pa un ah!
PEDRO:ngaun ko lng nalaman itsura nun eh!

Customer: Waiter!! bakit ang tagal ng order ko?? ilan ang cook nyo dito??
Waiter: Ay, sir, wala pu kame cuk dito..Pipse lang..Pipse!!!

togoinkz! nyahahah! maiz!

:bato2: bato

Moderator Posts : 382 Join date : 2009-08-27 Age : 34

akalain mong nag jojoke pla c mikko.. ahehehe :shy:

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O_O
Ndi po ba xa maxado nagjojoke..?
Astig...
Ang kuhlet nga ng mga jokes nia ee..
XD

Moderator Posts : 382 Join date : 2009-08-27 Age : 34

para kcng seryoso ung dating nya sa pwap.. haha

AGP Messenger Posts : 1608 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 31

pwap?

Anung site po 'yun?

Hehe..
Sabagay.. Nung..
Unang dating ko d2..
Akala ko dn seryoso si Kuya Komiks..
Hehehehe..
:hehehe:

Moderator Posts : 382 Join date : 2009-08-27 Age : 34

wap site po xa.. dun po galing ung mga iba d2.. :shy:

AGP Messenger Posts : 1608 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 31

Mmm..
Anu po 'yung wap?
Xenxa na poa daming tanung..
Heehee Ndi ko po kasi alam un ee..
Narefer lng ako d2..
XD

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:05 pm

internet ata sa cp uhn.,

as far as i am concerned

uhn ang alam qh

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AGP Messenger Posts : 1608 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 31

Ay ganun..
Kaya pala familiar..
Wow..
Adik.. XD

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:24 pm

well datz wat i know.,

kse dte.,

nkta qh sa samsung cp qh dte.,

na may wap world

kaya auhn hehe

tska tinanong qh dn ata yan d2 sa AGP.,
kng anu uhn wap.,

hehe

AGP Messenger Posts : 1608 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 31

Lawl..
Sbgay.. Nung nokia pa CP ko..
Haha!
Nag Wap wap dn ata ako..
Weird.. tgal na kxe ndi nagccp..
xD

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:30 pm

hehe radio lhn at txt silbi ng cp qh ngaun eh

AGP Messenger Posts : 1608 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 31

Ako nga txt tska Music eh.
XD
Kaya ok lng 'yan..
Anu pa bang mga jokes..

AGP Alumni Posts : 283 Join date : 2009-08-15 Age : 38

joke? what joke? seryoso yun nangyari na talaga sa mc do yan nandun pa nga ako [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

AGP Messenger Posts : 1608 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 31

^
^
^
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Hindi nga po!?

Grabe.. Hahaha!!
Bka nmn isa sa mga joke niu yan ah..
>_>..

Pero astig kung 22o nga..
XD

Moderator Posts : 382 Join date : 2009-08-27 Age : 34

tama po/./.. wap = internet sa cp.. :shy:

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:11 pm

hehe,.

BOY: Sususngkitin ko ang mga bituin para sa'yo...

GIRL: Yan ngang nasa ilong mo, hindi mo masungkit (alam nyo na un), bituin pa?!

BOY: Sorry na...di ko naman alam na ito pala ang gusto mo!

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Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:26 pm

LATA NI LOLA

LOLA: Palimos po.

GIRL: uhm.. lola bkit po dalawa lata nyo.?

LOLA: Ineng, umaasenso din nman tayo....
awa naman at e2 nakapagbukas ng isa pang branch...

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:29 pm

gurl: ano height mo?
boy: ha? 5' 10" po ako
gurl: ah tlaga? eh paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?

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Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:30 pm

boy: pwede bang scientist nalang ako?
gurl: at bakit naman?
boy: para ikaw nalang ang lab ko.

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Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:32 pm

a boy was about 2 leave,
but before he did, he gave his girl
a dozen of roses.
11 were real + 1 was artificial
he told the girl, dont cry
i will love u untl the last 1 dies...

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AGP Alumni Posts : 283 Join date : 2009-08-15 Age : 38

heiress18alone wrote:: gurl: ano height mo?
boy: ha? 5' 10" po ako
gurl: ah tlaga? eh paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?

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AGP Alumni Posts : 283 Join date : 2009-08-15 Age : 38

heiress18alone wrote:: a boy was about 2 leave,
but before he did, he gave his girl
a dozen of roses.
11 were real + 1 was artificial
he told the girl, dont cry
i will love u untl the last 1 dies...

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teka di na joke yan nakakalungkot na yan [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:43 pm

"I can live without you,
I just don't want to."

Geometry ba favorite subject mo?
kahit anong angle kasi ang cute mo.

I once dreamed that I was in the middle of the ocean, crying. My tears fell in the ocean.
I said to myself that i will only stop loving you, once i find my tear.

Boy: Hi! what time is it?
Gurl: huh? well it's 11am
Boy: So today is May 5, 2008 @11 am. thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.

Subject: wew., e2 n nga uhn buong listahan Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:44 pm

e2 n p0h uhn bu0ng listahan ng banat.,

gud and bad side.,

uhn iba ata nabanggit n a hehehe., pr0., e2 pra lhn isang bagsakan na

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

3. Uy picture tayo!!
*** para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..

5. Can i take your picture??
*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!

6. Exam ka ba??
*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** lab kasi kita..

8. Centrum ka ba??
*** kasi you make my life complete!!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** kasi type kita..

12. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear..
*** coz i can't last a day without you!!

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** single kasi ako eh..

15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** coz you're driving me crazy eh..

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..

17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa
bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..
*** coz all i ever think of is you..

18. I'm a bee..
*** can you be my honey??

19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

20. Am i a bad shooter??
*** coz i keep on missing you..

21. May lahi ka bang aswang??
*** ang pangit mo kasi eh..

22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** because you give meaning to my life..

25. Bangin ka ba??
*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..

26. Pustiso ka ba??
*** kasi, can't smile without you..

27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
*** maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

28. Me butas ba puso mo??
*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!!

29. Anung height mo??
*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

30. Hey, did you fart??
*** coz you blew me away!!

31. Sana 'T' na lang ako..
*** para i'm always right next to 'U'

32. Are you Jamaican??
*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

33. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop・€ｦBAGAY tayo・€ｦBAGAY tlga tayo・€ｦ

34. Ako ay isang exam・€ｦkaya sagutin mo na ako...

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:04 pm

GF na selosa: napakadami mong babae! Sabihin mo nga sa aken, sino ba talaga ang laman ng puso mo?
BF: Malay ko, kaw laging may dala eh...

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