Compiled Text Jokes..

Admin Posts : 2367 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 37

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hindi sakin na cellphone to.. nakita ku lang din sa sites.. ahehe.. :ohyeah:

boy: chocolate kba?
girl: iiihhh,banat ba yan?ü
boy: hnd! negra ka kc.hahaha,,

JUAN: aray! bkt mko sinuntok?
PEDRO: tnwg mkong hippopotamus eh!
JUAN: last yir pa un ah!
PEDRO:ngaun ko lng nalaman itsura nun eh!

Customer: Waiter!! bakit ang tagal ng order ko?? ilan ang cook nyo dito??
Waiter: Ay, sir, wala pu kame cuk dito..Pipse lang..Pipse!!!

togoinkz! nyahahah! maiz!

:bato2: bato

Subject: hayzh., gnyan dn kya bf qh? Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:15 pm

I asked you if i was PRETTY, you said NO.
I asked you if i was FAT, you said YES.
I asked if you WANTED to be with me forever, you said NO.
I asked you if you would CRY if i walked away, you said NO.

I had heard too much, and I needed to leave, and as i walked away . . .

You grabbed my arm and told me to stay. You said . . .

You're not PRETTY, you're BEAUTIFUL.
The only thing FAT or BIG about you is your HEART.
I dont WANT to be with you forever, i NEED to be with you forever.
And, baby, i wouldn't CRY if you walk away . . .I would DIE.

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:23 pm

MAG ASAWANG NAG-AAWAY

Girl: Sana sa dimonyo na lang ako nagpakasal!!

Guy: Weeeehh!? bawal kaya magpakasal sa kamag-anak!

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Admin Posts : 2367 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 37

heiress18alone wrote:: I asked you if i was PRETTY, you said NO.
I asked you if i was FAT, you said YES.
I asked if you WANTED to be with me forever, you said NO.
I asked you if you would CRY if i walked away, you said NO.

I had heard too much, and I needed to leave, and as i walked away . . .

You grabbed my arm and told me to stay. You said . . .

You're not PRETTY, you're BEAUTIFUL.
The only thing FAT or BIG about you is your HEART.
I dont WANT to be with you forever, i NEED to be with you forever.
And, baby, i wouldn't CRY if you walk away . . .I would DIE.

I'm so emo right now.. :emo:

ok.. ok na ulit aku.. :yabang:

AGP Messenger Posts : 429 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 34

" hell only exist on those who believes on it..."

...so never underestimate the power of your beliefs,

you might find it useful putting hell on others life, erggg?!!

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:32 pm

@kuya k0miks

hehe., kuya auz ka lhn?

akala qh kng napa2no kna eh.,

napa emo k ata dun sa post qh na uhn., hehe

well nweiz., gnda nmn kse nun eh., ka2inlab ang isang guy kpag

cnab nia uhn.,

AGP Messenger Posts : 1608 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 31

Yung mga banat and stuff..
Nakita ko un sa papel na hawak ni Kyu nung isang beses..
Tawa nga kami ng tawa e..
Cheesy kasi. :P

Haha!
Astig!! ANg kulit ng mga ganun..
Adik ka Mamaw Heiress..

Nyahaha!! XD

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:18 pm

lawl., mamaw k jan

nweiz yeah.,

npaka cheesy tlg haha

and lage qh nari2nig yan sa radio

sa cp qh

and i keep on lawling haha

AGP Messenger Posts : 1608 Join date : 2009-08-31 Age : 31

Buti hindi ka nasasabihan ng baliw ng ninang mo hehe..
Meron pa bang mga banat jann..?

Tska mga jokes..
Wala pa naliligaw na txt jokes saakin eh..
Hehe.. XD

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:51 pm

lawl,.
d naman

tska 2log n cla by that tym n naki2nig aqh ng radio hehe

Moderator Posts : 393 Join date : 2009-08-26 Age : 34

huhu, yan ang tunay na love, huhu, @miss heiress ang ganda nun, uhnn.

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:13 pm

@ kuya messier

^_^ oo nga kuya eh.,

hmm., kng may isang guy n magsa2b sa akn nyan., isang beses.,

cguro aqh n pinakamasayang girl by that time.,

kse., it's really meaningful., tska., sarap ng feeling kpag gnun ka kamahal ng isang guy

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:10 am

Hwaaa??? Grabe?

ngpbbrowse sana ako dito para matawa??

OH NO!!

naging emo narin ako..

:emo:

daming emo lines..

waaaaa.....

*thinking of anime scenes sa mga emo lines nyo*

ehehhe...

AGP Alumni Posts : 283 Join date : 2009-08-15 Age : 38

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how about........the broken hearts club?

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:03 pm

nyaaa?? broken hearts club??

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grabe ka depressing yun..

OUCH!!!

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Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:23 pm

what the?! hehe., uhmm xnxa na., >_< napamaling thread kse uhn post qh.,

hayz., naemo na dn 2loy kau.,

cnxa na ha., nahawa kau s kaemohan qh.,

i h0pe d kau mxdong naaffect.,

dbale.,

p0st nlhn tau ng mga j0kes uli d2., pra makalimutan n uhn mga emo na lines na yan

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:42 pm

ahehehe.. daijobu daijobu heiress-chan!!

:kaway:

Subject: Re: Compiled Text Jokes.. Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:06 pm

4 ka22hanan sa mundo

1) hnd kayang abutin ng dila
ang pinakahuling ngipin
sa likod ng bibig

2)su2bukan ng mga ut02 ang unang ka22hanan

3) hnd 22o ang unang ka22hanan

4)mta2wa ang mga ut02 dhl sa gnwa nla

^_^

Admin Posts : 2367 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 37

bakit me mga emo.. :anu daw:

so what's the point in all of this when you will never change? the days have passed, the weathers changed.. should i be sorry? should i be sorry?
:emo:

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1 ) TITLE : ARABO ||
an arab was interviewed at US chekpoint
interview er : name pls?a
rab : abdul aziz
interviewer : sex?
arab : 6x a week
interviewer : i mean male or female
arab : doesn't matter, sumtyms even camel
interviewer : HOLY COW!
arab : yes, cow, and dogs too !
interviewer : oh dear!
arab : deer? no deer! dey run fast!
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2 ) TITLE : ASSIGNMENT NI PEDRO ||
Unang pasok ni Pedro sa school at binig yan sila ng limang tanong. Sa bahay nag tanong si Pedro sa nanay nya Pedro : nay anong sagot sa no. 1?? Nanay : PUNYETA KA MARAMEKONG GINAGAWA!!!
Pedro : Salamat nay ( sinulat ni pedro ang sagot )
( pumunta si pedro sa tatay nya na nasa kubeta )
Pedro : Tay anong sagot sa no.2??? ( tatay nya kumakanta )
Tatay : dun sa kubeta dun sa kubeta ( si Pedro punta ngayon sa ate nya. ung ate nya gumagawa ng math assgnment )
Pedro : ate anong sagot sa no.3 ??
Ate : 50 60 70 80 90.. ( sinulat ni Pedro ung sinabe ng ate nya. Pumunta nga yon sya sa Lola na kumakanta sa karaoke )
Pedro : Lola anong sagot sa no.4 ???
Lola : Dahil mahal KITA!!! ( sinulat ule ni Pedro ung sagot ng lola nya. pumunta ngayon sya sa kuya nya na kinokopya nya ung paburito nyang Actor in TV )
Pedro : kuya kuya anong sagot sa no.5 ???
Kuya : I shall return. ( kinabukasan sa school nya tinanong sha ng teacher )
Teacher : Pedro anong sagot sa no.1 ???
Pedro : PUNYETAKA MARAMEKONG GINAGAWA!!!
Teacher : sanmo natutuhan yan ???
Pedro : dun sa kubeta dun sa kubeta
Teacher : ( GALET ANG TEACHER ) ANONG GUSTO MONG GRADE!!!
Pedro : 50 60 70 80 90...
Teacher: ( Galit ) BAKIT MO KO GINAGANITO!!!
Pedro : Dahil mahal KITA!!!
Teacher : ( Galit ) SUSPENDED KA!!!
Pedro : I shall return!!
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3 ) TITLE : ANG BATA TALAGA ||
ina : anak bat ayaw mong mag paligo ke yaya?
anak : ayaw ko po. kc nung pinaliguan ni YAYA c DADI kinagat ung Bird. alam mo mammy, pute pla ang dugo ni daddy..
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4 ) TITLE : TAE LANG SANDALI ||
GF : san tayo?
BF : sa dark place
GF : ha?
BF : trust me
- PAGDATING DOON...
GF : bakit ka naghuhubad?
BF : wag kang maingay
GF : maghuhubad din ba ako?
BF : bakit tatae ka rin ba?
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5 ) TITLE : PAKAMATAY ||
anong parte ng bahay ang bawal magpakamatay?? ano? e di LIVINGROOM...HEHE
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6 ) TITLE : ANG CRANG NANAY HIS SON ||
A mom called his son...
MOm : pauwi ka na ba?
asan ka na?
Son : and2 po ako sa hospital... his mom cried..
Mom : ano nangyari sau??
Son : 'Nay, Nurse kya ako d2 SABOG ka ba??
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7 ) TITLE : WALANG SAYSAY ||
Q : baket kaya ung mapa ng pinas eh parang nakatingalang butike ???
A : kase masyado syang mababa kaya nakatingala para makita nya ung binabantayan nyang ibang bansa,,, parang german sheperd,,,alipin,,,a hahahahaha
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8 ) TITLE : SA CLASROOM ||
TEACHER : Class, give me a color that starts in letter M?
PUPIL : Mam, maroon!
TEACHER : Anybody else?
NGONGO : mrown, mink, mlue, mlack, miolet, mreen..
TEACHER : Mely good.. Malakmakan!!

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9 ) TITLE : MAY MENS DAW!! ||
anak : Nay, maY meN'z na kO.
nanay : anO kUlaY, aBer??
anak : DaRk bRowN pO InaY.
nanay : LinTik nA BaTa 2, Tae yaN! hUgas kA nG PweT...
AMBISYOSO KANG BAKLA KA!!!
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10 ) TITLE : PWEDE NA ||
Sometimes, we fall in love at the wrong place, at the wrong time, with the wrong person for the wrong reason.
PWEDE NA, kesa naman... natatae ka at the wrong place, at the wrong time, wala pang tissue. ***

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